The Greatest Poem Ever.

Jacob's Pretzels
(An original poem by Amber Danielle)

When we're at work, we have much joy
Not from a child, or a toy,
But from some pretzels we gain delight,
They tempt us so :(, the tasty sight!
We cannot help but to partake,
We try to stop, but always break,
We hide them from the child on work day,
and say, "Sorry, but there aren't any pretzels today!"
We feast in secret but without shame,
"He was so hungry!" we often claim,
They're like manna from heaven, (you would agree),
Why do we love them so? Because they're gluten-free!

1 comment:

  1. I want to laugh and vomit at the same time.
    Those things are gross.